one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
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one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
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the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
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IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP
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i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
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10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
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